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Jun 15, 2023

28 Sex Toys So Discreet, No One Will Ever Know

We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed collects a share of sales and/or other compensation

We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed collects a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.

The only way people are going to know you're actively enjoying some "me-time" is if you tell them yourself. 🤫

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This dual-stimulating silicone toy offers 10 powerful vibration modes and 5 inches of insertable length to reach that sweet spot. Good thing this toy is waterproof, or else all that stimulation would create a problem.

Promising review: "Best toy I have ever used! I was so hesitant about buying it due to the price and some of the reviews. But honestly it is amazing. Not silent, but quiet enough to shut the door and no one to hear outside the door. This is everything I could ask for." —Haoran Li

"I was worried about the noise that some mentioned, but I didnt even think it was that loud in comparison to some others I've had. My first toy with the bunny ears. The bunny ears adds such another dimension of pleasure! Definitely recommend." —Denis Rigsby

Get it from Amazon for $32.99 (available in purple and teal).

Promising review: "I never write reviews but I had to for this. I was thinking the reviews must be over exaggerated but NO I am happily wrong. This thing is AMAZING. If you are searching for something look no further! I’ve had this bad boy 90 minutes and used it three times. Just hit 'buy now' you won’t regret it. The sound is minimal to none when it’s in place." —Victoria

"With this Satisfyer Pro 2, I have to say I'm very impressed with this little thing and I've only just used it twice thus far! My only issue is that the design isn't very ergonomic to hold if you're a bit of a... mover.. and have a hard time keeping your arm in place. That being said, I do definitely recommend grabbing this up. If you're trying to be discreet, the button-pressing is a bit loud, and if you are generous with lube, you get a wet sucking sound when an edge of the suction seal is lifted when repositioning. Other than that, the toy running is pretty quiet. The settings have good range and the most powerful one is almost too powerful. The pulsing is amazing and you can adjust as needed to your sensitivity level without being over or underwhelmed." —Katreina McCormick

Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).

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Promising reviews: "Amazing!! This thing is surprisingly quiet and VERY effective. The vibrations are comparable to the “Magic Wand” Massage Wand, if not more. This exceeded all my expectations and surprised me in the best way. I had been slightly worried since I read some reviews saying it was too loud, but I had no issues at all. The noise control was perfect. If you have your door shut, no one would be able to hear it at all. This is quite possibly one of the best toys I’ve purchased. Thank you!" —Vivian S.

"Amazing product, especially for first-time users. The petals are also lovely which I wasn’t expecting! It’s quiet, so need to worry about that if that’s a concern, and easy to clean as well. I highly recommend this to anyone looking for something effective and also pretty!" —Kate G.

Get it from Vush for $90.

Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IGworthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.

Promising reviews: "It works great and is also easy to clean. I like that the noise level isn't too loud. I like that there are different options for both the tongue and for the vibrations and you can do one or the other. Very easy to use and I can definitely see myself using this often." —KA

"Good toy for the price. Does many functions and gets the job done quick. It's quiet too, good for when you need stealth mode. 😆 I would recommend." —Sunny jones

Get it from Amazon for $31.99+ (available in four colors).

The diameter of the beads range from 0.78 inches to 1.4 inches for thrilling and filling sensations.

Promising review: "Sometime these sort of products have inconsistent vibration for the length of the toy — not this one. The material is soft, perfectly graduated sized balls, and the vibration carries through to the length of the toy. Also the handle is really more ergonomic than the usual. Great design. And like all Phanxy items it is well constructed and also super quiet." —MT

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in black and purple).

This sleek vibrating stroker is inspired by the appearance and power of an actual manta ray. It boasts six speeds and six vibrating patterns that turn oral sex, masturbation, and couples' play into a mind-blowing time for anyone with a penis.

Promising review: "I got this toy for my partner for his birthday. He's bought me lots of toys over the years, and I wanted to gift him his own toy that we can also use together. He enjoys the pleasure it brings, in the bed or in the shower. It's pretty powerful, has lots of options and settings, and feels good on my clit too (though a bit too strong of vibrations for me). We've only used it once together so we still need to experiment a bit more with positions for it to bring us both to climax, but this is a really awesome, high-quality toy so I am hopeful!" —Lilliana

Get it from Amazon for $139.98+ or Fun Factory for $139.99 (available in three colors or jewel-tone).

Promising reviews: "I was very impressed with the power and the quietness of this vibrator. I don’t have to worry about other people in the house hearing it, and worrying about that is a turn off. It is so simple to use and is great to use in partnered sex as well. It makes you come and come. It hides easily in your purse in a black storage bag which becomes almost invisible in the bottom of a purse. Save your money from buying expensive toys and buy this." —L. Green

"I love how quiet it is, the first mode is plenty enough to get you started. I love all the modes and the battery life is really good on it. 10 out of 10 would definitely get again!" —Kiersten

Get it from Amazon for $11.99 (available in black and red).

A removable tether allows for more or less control, while the pointy tip and squishy side offer different sensations to your favorite spots.

Promising reviews: "This is my first product from Dame, a company I’m so thankful these ladies started! I love the Fin — it’s design is sleek and small and the sound is quiet enough not to get in the way if used during sex. Love the 3 speed option too. Will definitely purchase again!" —Sherri N.

"Fin is fun and the perfect size! It’s not clunky like some other vibrators. The three speeds are great. I was a little concerned because I saw reviews say that it was too loud but honestly I haven’t really noticed the sound at all! Overall, I love Fin and would definitely recommend it!" —Shelby R.

Get it from Dame for $85 or Amazon for $83.55+ (available in four colors).

Promising reviews: "This vibe is quiet, sleek, and discreet. Great toy for a beginner, as it is thin and slender while still packing a punch of vibration. I love that it comes with a pouch to keep it in when not in use." —Imxsamantha

"Positively love it! Small, soft to the touch and super quiet (it's actually quiet, not like other toys that say quiet and you can hear in the next room). Bottom twists off to get to charging port which is an added bonus for those of us skeptical of our waterproof toys. This toy is a must-buy." —Ms Lee

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

Promising review: "I bought both the Volta and the Manta for cis-M/F play. The Volta is thus far the favorite, but the Manta may need a bit more of a learning curve, I'll review it later. I believe both are built around the same chassis.

"The Volta is delightfully multifunctional. It's teasing flickers added just the right amount of external stimulation for his perineum and anus (external only) to take a handy to Everest heights. The toy is the perfect size that once turned on, I could control and enjoy by gently pivoting and rocking my pelvis and clitoris on the control end of the toy whilst providing anal stimulation of differing pressure. This is our first play session with toy and it was never set above the lowest setting.

"Travel lock and easy controls require a mention, easy two-button travel lock and unlock that don't require working knowledge of Morse code....brilliant! The buttons are notable in feel, instead of impressions that don't help when you are working without vision. He laughed that the toy had a 'fun' button, but the button is not wrong.

"This toy is impressively quiet. Yes, we only played with it at the lowest setting, but I did cycle through all its settings. Sound, is surprisingly minimal, meaning this toy would also excel in subrosa self-play." —purple

Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (also available in limited edition blue) or Amazon for $119.46+ (available in four colors).

Promising reviews: "Don’t be fooled by the size! This little thing has given me some of the best orgasms. It’s almost too powerful at times. I love it. Who needs a man when you have a vibrator? Especially this one!" —darkcrystalgoddess

"Love the vibrator setting variations and how easy it is to travel with/stow the wand because of its size. Powerful as hell as well!" —N & L

Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44 (available in three colors).

Emojibator products are designed with love in Philadelphia and include novelty sex toys inspired by fruits and emojis.

This little toy has an ergonomic design for easy handling and six vibration modes to blow your mind.

Promising reviews: "Highly recommend for a quiet and powerful solo or multi-partner event. Doesn't numb you in comparison to my top favorite the Hitachi wand. Actually prefer this over the wand most nights. Compact yet powerful." —Kassandra

"Wife's new favorite toy. Small, discreet, relatively quiet compared to a normal vibrator, but POWERFUL! And she can keep going, over and over because it's a back and forth suction, not a vibration (causing over stimulation). Holds charge for a long time and easy to clean. You definitely won't regret this purchase!" —Timothy Hughes

Get it from Amazon for $69 (and available in four colors).

Promising reviews: "I was so surprised by how strong this little thing was. It is actually more powerful than my bullet!" —Majestic

"I’d been looking to buy this vibrator for a long time, and then, on a whim, I did! And let me tell you... it was the best impulse buy I’ve ever ordered! The strong and powerful vibrations get me going within seconds and the tapered tip is fab for targeting my clit! It’s also very discreet so good as a 1st time toy. This toy is amazing for solo play as well as partner play! The only small thing is that it is quite noisy, however I just put on some music and under the covers I go...! It will get you to climax within seconds, 10/10 buy!" —Bunnyboo123

Get it from Lovehoney for $16.99.

Promising reviews: "This is my third Phanxy product and I have to say; they never disappoint. The packaging is tasteful, the toys always look like they cost 3x what they actually do, and they last a long time. This G-spot vibrator was a new concept for me and I’m really glad I tried it: it's quiet, the exterior is smooth silicone, easy to charge (magnetic USB provided in box), and WOW. This vibe has multiple speeds and you will definitely find more than one speed that fits you. If your G-spot is your go to, this is the toy for you because it will take you over the moon many times over." —Marilee

Get it from Amazon for $16.85 (available in pink and purple).

A discreet case means you can toss it into your tote or carry-on and 11 intensities mean you can experience a different kind of pleasure at home or on the go, you know?

Promising reviews: "If you're looking for the best budget toy of this kind then you've found it right here. Wonderful discreet packaging, cool magnetic charger and cover, and quiet as hell while packing a seriously powerful punch. Worth every penny." —Lisa

"OMG. Purchased this on a whim. I’ve only ever used vibrators before this. I am super impressed! Super quiet. Different speeds are excited. It is loud if it’s not pressed up to you though. Super happy with this product!!!!" —Satisfied Customer

Get it from Amazon for $43.95.

When you first get Vibe, it will be in travel mode, but you only have to hold the power button for three seconds until you feel two quick pulses. To put it back in travel mode, hold the button and wait for the two quick pulses again. Nothing to worry about and easy as pie.

Promising reviews: "Great for travel and discreet play. This vibe is sleek and whisper quiet with a decent vibration strength. The packaging is discreet and understated. I absolutely recommend it." —SirenSelene

"I love how discreet the vibe is. Travel was super easy as well with the case and travel mode." —Rachel M.

Get it from Maude for $49 (available in three colors).

Promising review: "I am OBSESSED with the cherry emoji vibrator 🙌❣️️Incredible orgasms from this toy. First off, it is so freaking cute 😍🍒 You would never realize it was a vibrator if you didn't already know 😏 It's portable, discreet, and quiet, while giving the best vibrating pleasure (with multiple settings too!) I love that you can hold it from the stem or the cherry itself. 🍒" —Rachael

Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44 (originally $54 on Emojibator).

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Promising reviews: "Small enough to perfectly fit in your hand and very travel-friendly! Super quiet (minus the intense noises coming from yourself ;]) and well worth the money spent." —Leah D.

"I'm impressed with The Empress. If you're looking for something with no noise, get this baby!! Great product!" —Vianna H.

Get it from Vush for $160.

There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.

I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.

Promising reviews: "This product is so awesome with the glans teaser. Very unique!! The different vibrations are very cool. Powerful and quiet, awesome product to buy!" —James Geiger

"A fantastic masturbation product. All frequencies have a lot to offer. The frenulum tickler is the big plus. This product can make me come in seconds." —Dale

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

Many reviewers love this toy, but it's not a perfect fit for everyone, so be sure to check the reviews for extra info on if this toy would work for you.

Promising reviews: "Easy to use, great for travel, and highly effective. Strong recommend." —Jake C.

"Great product. Using this model for years. Eva always goes on vacation with us, everywhere we go. The perfect addition to our sex life." —Heidy V.

"OK, the Eva II is a game changer. It’s comfortable and easy to use. The three levels of vibration are perfection (level three is...life changing). I bought this to use with my husband but have only used it solo so far. Eva is the second toy I’ve ever purchased! I honestly had the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had with the first use. I highly recommend this and can’t wait to use it with my husband. It does take a bit of moving around at first to figure out how it fits best for you!" —Kelsey R.

Get it from Dame for $140 (available in two colors) or Amazon for $145 (available in three colors).

The two motors in the shaft and "ears" offer nine powerful vibration modes. It's also waterproof, so go ahead and enjoy it in the bath.

Promising reviews: "This toy is a great one. The warming sensation adds a new element to our time together. The toy is very quiet, yet very strong. It charges quickly and is easy to operate. My wife really enjoys using it even on her own. If you are looking for a great product for the upcoming fall/winter season, I would definitely recommend that you purchase this little wonder." —KC MadDog

"This rabbit has super soft silicone which feels amazing and is super easy to clean The warming feature is so much fun to play around with! And it's pretty quiet so there's no need to worry about noise level. Overall a great find and definitely would recommend to anyone considering!!" —A

Get it from Amazon for $35.99 (available in purple and pink).

Starsi was designed for all bodies to explore pleasure and can be used with the included removable bullet vibrator or without, in case you are a fan of grinding or just want to stimulate areas with a little less intensity.

Promising reviews: "My partner and I have had so much fun with this! It's so soft and all the different parts have such different sensations. The bullet is so strong too, I can only use it on the first setting!! As a nonbinary person I've been so pleased with this toy, it really alleviates any dysphoria I have about playing and it's such a relief! What a lovely toy from an incredible company!" —Kate

"I cannot say enough good things about this purchase. The Starsi knocked it out of the park! The surface area of the toy is wide enough to cover the entire internal and external portions of the clitoris complex. The grooves are both soft and distinctive enough to have a grind that is satisfying. Additionally, it is easy to hold and grip; no toys flying out from under you right when you most need them. 5/5 stars for the number of consecutive orgasms we had with it!" —Anonymous

Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $79 (available in coral and pink).

Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.

Listen to me. If I am packing a bag for a trip that is more than 3 days and I'm not sharing a room with someone, you can bet the first thing on my list is Puff and its charger. I wish it had a case, but it fits easily into my carry-on or my checked luggage, and nothing has happened to it so far! I've been traveling back to back for almost three months now, and Puff has come with me (no pun intended) on every single trip just in case there's time (and there usually is) for some solo exploration at the end of a long day. It's been three months, and I haven't even had to charge it yet 🤷‍♀️. And when I pack Puff, I always make sure to pack a travel-sized water-based lube! If you need to know more about this sex toy and why I personally love it, make sure to read my Unbound Puff review on why it's my favorite sex toy.

Promising reviews: "Was hesitant to try this since I wasn’t sure about the whole suction aspect, but I do not regret going for it at all! Such an incredible price for an equally amazing toy! If you’re on the edge about getting this, just buy it — you’ll love it. <3" —jillian

"I’m new to the all of this. My friends literally raved about Puff for a year before I finally decided to get one. I did not know…I could feel like that. It is amazing. It took me some time to fully utilize the suction feature in the Puff, but the vibration itself is *chefs kiss*. I also used it once during sex with my boyfriend and phew!!! I don’t even know if I have any words. Great for beginners!" —B.

Get it from Unbound for $48 (available in quartz and mint).

Promising reviews: "We were looking for something quiet to be used in places where a little discretion is called for but strong enough to create the desired result. Not an easy task — quiet usually means weak, and strong vibrations mean noisy motors. The Com is perfect. The Com doesn’t shake the bed like a Magic Wand, but it is super quiet and zero to O is just a few minutes." —Nancy S.

"We have had the Aer for a while, and my wife loves it! There are times when she doesn’t prefer it though, and wants to use a more traditional vibrator. So I bought the Com for her, and it drives her wild! What we love about it is that it’s very powerful, quiet, and has multiple speeds and vibration patterns. Also, the shape makes it convenient and it doesn’t get in the way of penetration. Her orgasms with the Com are INTENSE!! She switches back and forth between the Com and the Aer depending on which one she’s in the mood for. I HIGHLY recommend both of them!!!" —Joshua L.

Get it from Dame for $125 (available in periwinkle and pink).

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Whether you choose the chili pepper, banana, pickle, or OG eggplant vibe, each one has 10 vibration settings, a waterproof design, and is battery-operated. Is that a banana in your pocket? 👀 And don't forget the convenient Go Fuck Yourself, Literally travel case!

Promising reviews: "Love this little pepper. Small, cute, and most importantly — efficient. ;)" —Deanna D.

"First toy ever. I'm OBSESSED!!!!! Really good material, super quiet, and strong vibration." —Christina

Get it from Emojibator for $34 (originally $44; available in eggplant, chili pepper, banana, or pickle) or Amazon for $23.20 (available in eggplant, chili pepper, banana, or pickle).

At 7.6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide (at the largest point), this vibrator sets itself apart with 10 unique vibration modes.

Promising reviews: "I am so glad I purchased this to add to my collection, this toy is super soft and I love that it is flexible and ribbed for pleasure. It is very quiet but also powerful. I love that each mode has a different color so you can just memorize your favorite color setting, no more counting how many times to click it to get to your favorites anymore. It is a great length and thickness, just right to get the job done ;)." —Laurin Sutton

"This toy is by far my favorite! It's very soft and is nice and bendy to better fit your anatomy! The vibrations are pretty strong and the best part? Its super quiet! That might not be a big deal to some but for someone who is new to toys or might need something quiet because a living situation, this is a great option! It has multiple functions which is great if you are new because you may not know what you like yet. Great product! Highly recommend!!" —Jennifer E.

Get it from Amazon for $36.98 (available teal and purple).

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Promising reviews: "A discreet little number you can take anywhere that does exactly what you need it to do! I was quite surprised at its levels of intensity and variety given its small size." —Kira R.

"This is the most discreet bullet vibrator I have ever seen! It comes with a lid, so I have not been embarrassed when traveling. It is also very quiet and powerful." —Paige

"This is the best vibrator I have ever used in my life! you need to buy it ASAP! This vibrator has spiced up my alone time and my not alone time if you know what I mean. The gloss vibrator is the perfect size for travel and doesn't take up any space at all; it lasts way longer than what the packaging says and is just worth every penny you spend on it. It is so versatile and handy to take with you anywhere, you could literally use it next to someone, and they would NOT hear a thing; it's that quiet. I swear by this vibrator, and if you don't like it, I will give you my firstborn." —Lauren E.

Get it from Vush for $31 (originally $45; available in three colors).

A waterproof design plus five vibration modes and five intensities, make this luxury toy great for bath time or introducing into couples' play.

Promising reviews: "O. Yes capital O! There are settings to meet your every need and speed. It’s dainty, discreet in look, shipping, and sound! It whispers, but you won’t be! I am very satisfied, you know. But really I love the soft feel, charger and I would recommend to all my friends who need to get that specific spot just the right way." —Kolbi H.

"I love how incredibly soft this is. It's also unbelievably quiet. I love it!" —Brian B.

Get it from Dame for $99 (available in ice and plum).

Dame Products is a woman-founded company developing premium sex toys to encourage vulnerability, heighten intimacy, and add value to pleasure.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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