Kesha's Mom's Dog Chews Up $250 Vibrator, So Singer Asks For Handout On Social Media

by Sean Joseph August 3, 2023, 12:40 pm Forget about a dog eating your homework. What do you do if you find out a dog has chewed up your favorite vibrator? Is this something you keep to yourself or do

by Sean Joseph August 3, 2023, 12:40 pm

Forget about a dog eating your homework. What do you do if you find out a dog has chewed up your favorite vibrator? Is this something you keep to yourself or do you grab your phone and let 3 million people know about it?

Well, if you’re Kesha, you grab the phone and hop on Twitter to fire off a tweet about it. You then reach out to a sex toy brand and ask for a handout.

The 36-year-old singer and songwriter did just that earlier this week. She apparently woke up to discover that her mom’s dog had chewed up her $250 vibrator. She wasn’t happy at all about the loss of her sex toy which she says was left in pieces by the dog.

Woke up this morning and saw my mom's dog chewed my $250 vibrator to pieces I'm livid

With no apparent replacement for the destroyed vibrator she reached out to We-Vibe in a follow-up tweet to ask for them to send her a new one. She tweeted, “@wevibe for the love of god hook a bish up.”

And just like that there might be a new saddest moment in Kesha’s life. The loss of her vibrator or the reaching out for a freebie, take your pick.

They both seem sadder than what she claimed was the saddest moment in her life. The time Jerry Seinfeld didn’t know who she was and refused to hug her on camera.

“I got really excited because he brings me peace and love and all things good in the universe,” Kesha said in an interview on The Best Show podcast. “And then he didn’t hug me in front of cameras. And it was the most depressing, and hilarious, but also so sad, it was like the saddest moment of my life.”

As tough as it is to lose a vibrator in such a horrific fashion, something tells me Kesha’s going to be just fine. She can very easily recoup her $250 if she wants. There have been offers made for her to sell the chewed up vibrator on eBay.

With one “fan” tweeting, “Honestly, can you sell it on Ebay, would love to buy your used dog chewed vibrator queen.”

Not to mention the folks at We-Vibe, who are bending over backwards to hook her up. They’re sending her a box of goodies.

They might want to consider sending her something to store her sex toys in, otherwise we might be seeing another sad update about the fate of Kesha’s vibrators.

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