Sep 30, 2023
You can now buy a sex toy Easter egg for a frisky bank holiday weekend
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Who said Easter eggs were just for kids? Not us. If you’ve long been missed off the chocolate list, why not treat yourself to a more adult version?
Whether it’s a chocolate egg with a surprise sex toy inside or a suitably themed ‘love egg’, there are plenty of ways for your boudoir to honour the Easter bank holiday weekend.
When you’ve got more time on your hands, it’s almost rude not to. Here are just a few of the suitably seasonal options out there.
Ricky’s Love Egg Surprise is back on shelves this year, marketed as the only chocolate egg to contain a vibrating, sex toy surprise. There’s an element of mystery as to its contents, much like an adult version of a Kinder Surprise, but we do know that this luxury Swiss chocolate egg contains one of five premium sex toys.
Whichever gift you unwrap, it’s 100% rechargeable, so there’s no need to faff around with batteries – you can get stuck right in. There’s truly nothing worse than ordering a new toy that doesn’t come fully equipped.
A super inclusive option, you can select either “for vulva” or “for penis” at checkout. There’s no “for him” or “for her” in sight.
Inside, it’s a lucky dip between a deluxe bullet vibrator, a palm-sized clitoral vibrator, the Tickling Bunny clitoral vibrator, the Satisfyer Double Joy Partner Vibrator – which is app-enabled – and a vibrating handjob masturbator.
The Tickling Bunny is a particularly timely Easter treat, deploying nine vibration patterns through its ears. And if you’re wanting to get frisky with a partner this Bank Holiday, the Satisfyer Double Joy accommodates two with a U-bend design, stimulating the clitoris, G-spot and penis.
When it comes to the vibrating love egg – a timeless classic – there’s a wealth of options. Desire’s version operates with a wireless controller, boasting multiple vibration patterns for use with or without a partner.
This one has an eight-metre remote range, if you’re wanting your partner to tease you from across the room. Alas, this one doesn’t include a chocolate egg, but its egg shape can be celebrated as an unlikely Easter classic, nonetheless.
Another outside-the-box option, Lovehoney offers a wide range of affordable rabbit vibrators. The Frisky 10 is an ideal introduction if this is your first rodeo, operating with a G-spot-fitting tip and gentle, rabbit-shaped ears for an external buzz.
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